Never kick a man when he is down - he may get up.
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We gladly accept cash (American). We also accept Visa, MasterCard, and American Express.

Our accountant will not allow us to accept checks.

Gift certificates and souvenir menus are available from the cashier.

A 15% gratuity is automatically charged for parties of 8 or more.




An office clock is rarely stolen - everyone watches it.

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If a single fly can have thousands of offspring, just think what a married fly could do.


A man who borrows to make an impression on a girl is a loan wolf.